ohhellnoah:

YOU GUYS. THIS IS GREAT. I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT SPOCK WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A DIRTY HIPSTER IN 2012. AND, WOW, HERE HE IS, WITH HIS HAIR ALL ARTFULLY MUSSED TO BLEND IN, TOWING AROUND A CONFUSED FARM BOY AND BUYING HIM FRO-YO TO PLACATE HIM. NICE WORK ON THAT OUTFIT, TOO, SPOCK. IT’S LIKE I CAN SMELL YOUR SPACE MUSK FROM HERE.

noah, how many times do we have to go over this? i’m filming a movie.

WELL, WHATEVER YOU’RE FILMING CAN’T BE AS ENTERTAINING AS THIS. IT’S LIKE THAT WHALE MOVIE ALL OVER AGAIN, EXCEPT THIS TIME SPOCK HAS TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO RESCUE YOUNG PENNSYLVANIAN BOYS FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF CALIFORNIA. FINALLY, A STAR TREK FOR MY GENERATION. WILL WE GET TO SEE VULCAN JUNK IN THE DELETED SCENES?

no.

NOT EVEN ON BLU-RAY???