I’d date Mickey.
In the first episode opening I totally thought he was Rose’s cute gay best friend and was sooooo disappointed that he was her annoying boyfriend instead. :(
But back to the point: I’d date the Mickey from later on once they actually let him be a character instead of a whiney slapstick sidekick.
Or better yet: badass gay alternate universe Mickey didn’t actually die, he just came to our universe to live with me. There!
