- Figure out early in life that equality is RAD! Equality, BRAH!
- Deign to enter into a conversation about the inequality women face.
- Like, almost break something patting yourself on the back for it.
- Encounter a woman saying something that rankles you.
- Refuse to consider that it rankles you because you were raised to believe that everything you said, no matter how stupid, ill-thought out, or unfounded, must be considered with greater weight than the thoughts of a woman.
- Start to clue into the fact that being a Cis Man doesn’t allow you to explain things to people about their own lives.
- Think about this.
- Get a little angry.
- Think about it some more.
- Get a little more angry.
- HAVE A FAKE REVELATION: You are being silenced because of your gender.
- ZOMG THATS WHAT THE FEMINISTS ARE AGAINST.
- Realize that you are through the looking glass here people.
Read extensively about the concept of Male Privilege.Read the Spark Notes on the concept of Male Privilege.- Buy the laminated reference card to Male Privilege
- Use it as a coaster.
- Barge into a Feminist Space.
- Proclaim loudly that you are having doubts about this whole Feminism thing.
- Begin to Mansplain Feminism.
- Meet opposition.
- Begin to Mansplain the proper method of discourse and discussion. Start every paragraph with “What you don’t seem to realize…”
- Become apoplectic that NO ONE IS THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE EDUCATING THEM.
- Repeat several times.
- Reject Feminism.
Going to spend the day reading, doing laundry, and reblogging myself.