January 2012
I'm sitting alone at a party
and Tumbling on my phone.
This basically describes my entire life.
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
December 2011
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Listen, Apple:
If you’re going to sell Italian books in your iBookstore you’d fucking better include an Italian dictionary in your ereader app ESPECIALLY if those books are by Umberto Eco.
This is not negotiable, please remedy this oversight immediately, thank you very much.
SH
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hopelessmonarch replied to your post: It’s too warm in the library.
You can always be shirtless… just saying!
A) As loose as my job’s dress code is, it’s not that loose.
B) And anyway, no one wants to see me shirtless. Trust me.
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
“Please note that our NeverWet products are NOT available for Consumers as a Retail product at this time. We expect to have retail spray can products available by mid 2012.” (x)
I cannot wait to get my hands on this.
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It's too warm in the library.
Because it is an unseasonable 55 deg F outside and seriously it just needs to STOP.
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WARNING: Unsupported browser add-on "Missing-E"...
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I've set a reminder to buy booze on the way home.
is this "tumblr support" the staff keeps talking...
stayinbedgrowyourhair:
i’ve always had the impression it’s just like a bobblehead doll with a grumpy expression and when you press its tummy it sighs snottily and takes away more site functionality.
If I had ever received any ‘support’ from Tumblr I wouldn’t have needed to install Missing E because THEY WOULD HAVE ALREADY FIXED THEIR SHIT.
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Dude. Just--just no.
Selections from a conversation the just happened at the reference desk:
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Library patron: “Where’s your section on mythology?”
Me: “It depends on what mythology you’re looking for. They aren’t all in the same place.”
Library patron: “You know, mythology in general.”
Me: “Mmmmhmmmm….”
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Library...
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hopelessmonarch replied to your photo: Morning!!! Why are you sitting way over there…
Where can one order cuddles from him? Or just him.
Technically I think his cuddles belong to his wife and kids. *sigh*
"so you've sucked my dick but you've never...
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cursedfrogurt replied to your post: I absolutely love your blog. It’s fabulous.
:3 You think I’m fabulous.
You know it. I don’t follow the non-fabulous.
“How should there be Black poets in America?
It was not natural. And she was the...”
– June Jordan, “The Difficult Miracle of Black Poetry in America or Something Like a Sonnet for Phillis Wheatley” February, 1985 (via negrosunshine)
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Remember that time?
thefootlightclub:
Remember that time I pranked called my 80-some year old Grandmother and pretended to be the library’s automated service and told her she had $500 worth of overdues? Her response was just to shout “I DON’T EVEN READ!!”
Haha. Good times.
This is simultaneously the best and the worst story I have ever heard.
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takesomechillpills asked: I absolutely love your blog. It's fabulous.
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One time I smashed my brother's face into the...
(via letgrillbegrill)
Stephenie Meyer already wrote the fifth Twilight book. And the sixth. You didn’t know?
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No-Shave November Gif Project
thedailybeard:
hamsy:
Animated Gif of my hair growing! I shaved everything on November 1st and took a picture each day for the rest of the month of my hair growing back.
I don’t know how you could deal with horrible itching from shaving your chest….
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I would devotedly watch a spinoff show starring...
(via cutlerish)
Diamondbending is only one of the many, many kinds of earthbending I would expect her to master over the course of the series.
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Invited my mom to be friends on Ravelry.
Then remembered I actually answered the “fave curse word” profile question honestly.
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Wait--no--even regular posting is wonky.
Let’s see if this will post without my having to save it as a draft and publish it from there.
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Reblogging is on the fritz?
Then what is even the point of you, Tumblr?
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clapifyoulikeme replied to your post: So fucking thirsty and the branch library I’m subbing at doesn’t have a cold drinking fountain.
Is that a thing?!?!?!?!
The not-cold-drinking-fountain or the thoracic icemaker? The first sadly is a thing, and the second sadly is probably not. But SHOULD be.
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So fucking thirsty and the branch library I'm...
I think I’m going to die.
“That connection to real-world Asian cultures and Asian history has been there...”
– Graphic novelist attempts to return ‘Last Airbender’ to Asian roots|Home|chinadaily.com.cn
really interesting article—esp. with how he says that this show is an interesting way to negotiate what being “asian american” (i.e. living in the diaspora rather than homeland) is—remembering...
I can't believe I'm contemplating buying an ebook...
And then I remember that Demonoid totally let me down (pdf?? .lit???? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL) and I feel justified in spending the money again.
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Current status: worrying that shotgunsunday isn't...
He can’t possibly have enough insulation to deal with that crazy Virginia weather.