January 2012
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qglas replied to your post: A guy started chatting me up on Scruff tonight
It is actually Meryl Streep.
You know, I would totally go out on a date with Meryl Streep.
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A guy started chatting me up on Scruff tonight
and he mentioned that he visits my library regularly. In fact, not just my library, but specifically my department. …and yet I don’t recognize him from his picture.
Who is he going to turn out to be? Should I call in sick for the next year or so? Is he just fucking with me????
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toranseisstrong replied to your post: Dude, “But I haven’t saved anything!” is not a reason for me to give you more time on the library computer.
“But I haven’t saved” is the biggest excuse always given. It’s like the grown-up, library equivalent of “the dog ate my homework.”
Totally. To them I say: You knew how much time you had on the computer. You even had a timer counting...
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commodorevanderbilt replied to your post: iknowaboutpopular replied to your post: I didn’t…
I thought I was alone in my love of tomato sandwiches.
I only warmed up to tomatoes recently. I grew up hating them. But tomato sandwiches are now among my favorite foods.
Dear White Liberals,
iggyjack:
dagseoul:
You won’t like this, but too bad.
For centuries white people have developed a sense of modernity with an ideal that looks like an educated, modest, upwardly mobile, Christian, white male. That’s a fact.
For centuries, non-white, not-male bodies have been the mark of illiteracy, poor health, immorality, sin, pain, loss, uncleanliness, ignorance, stupidity, hate, fear,...
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iknowaboutpopular replied to your post: I didn’t have enough to eat today.
Darling, do I need to bring you a pizza?
Thanks for the offer, but since I got home a few minutes ago I’ve devoured two tomato sandwiches and a quarter bag of Fritos, and now I’m working on a nice big glass of gin+aranciata. *belch*
Tomato sandwiches are the best, btw.
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bonjourfillebonjour replied to your post: bonjourfillebonjour replied to your post: I didn’t…
Yay! We going to IHOP
You read my mind!
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bonjourfillebonjour replied to your post: I didn’t have enough to eat today.
baby, let me come feed you
Okay.
Some burly, bearded lacrosse players are having...
I just hope I don’t have to stand up any time soon.
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I didn't have enough to eat today.
For various reasons. Among them the facts that a) I only have $.50 in my bank account and b) I am lazy.
I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button
because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts
and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer
because I don’t
I really don’t
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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stayinbedgrowyourhair:
it’s kind of depressing how many of these issues were being debated on the west wing ten years ago
president bartlet’s legacy is clearly one of failure
the-squid-king:
I’m really really glad that the writers of Downton Abbey didn’t use the tired and boring trope of “Love interest’s new fiancee is a TOTAL BITCH” with Lavinia.
Whatever TvTropes calls it.
You know what I mean.
I hate her so much for not being hateful. >:(
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And from that day forth, pants were never again...
(via mugwumpian)
I love an ending that brings a tear to my eye and a smile to my lips.
Anonymous asked: Shut the fuck up its not about...
deliciouskaek:
tempestpaige:
wat
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Dude, "But I haven't saved anything!" is not a...
Go save your shit, and then we can discuss whether I’m going to extend your computer session. Jeez.
WHET your appetite. Not "wet" your appetite.
cutlerish:
whet [hwet, wet] verb
to sharpen (a knife, tool, etc.) by grinding or friction.
to make keen or eager; stimulate: to whet the appetite; to whet the curiosity.
With this photo, I may whet your appetite for delicious strawberry-based desserts:
Whereas, this is the nearest thing I can do to “wet” your appetite:
This is making me soooo whet in my naughty place. *wink*
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
xanderpants:
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“Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.”
– Douglas Adams
(I didn’t stumble onto a poem to post this week, so I’ll be doing quotes today instead)
Slept through my alarm.
Fuck.
People....Seriously.
callmekitto:
“but where’s the lube” she whispered in wide-eyed horror at the fanfiction unfolding on her laptop screen
This is me all the time. :-/
I can't date you if you like Ron Paul.
(via heartlessrake)
I can’t be around you at all if you like Ron Paul. Unless you conceal that fact much, much better than most Paulites seem to do.
“I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
How My Dad Came Out
sanityscraps:
whenicameout:
It was at Thanksgiving and everything. Just me, my sister, and my dad.
Dad: So, since it’s sort of tradition to confess things over Thanksgiving dinner, I think I ought to let everyone know that I’m…uh, bisexual.
Me: Cool.
Little sister: What’s that?
Dad: It means I like girls and boys.
Little sister: Oh.
(my sister and I keep eating)
Dad: …and everyone’s...
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– No no no no no.
Friendzoning is taking advantage of someone who likes you. You manipulate him/her to do things to help you, and lead them on. It’s a cruel behavior. It isn’t right for woman OR man to do.
(via starcraftbeforebitches)
How about allowing someone to decline your offers to date them,...
