meme-meme:

Sigh.

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iknowaboutpopular replied to your post: ….and now it turns out he has a girlfriend.

Who are these people? Are you on a special crazy version of scruff?

If so, that would explain a LOT.

That’s…. fantastic. :P

So now I know he’s either a liar or he has terrible taste.

lordofthebananastand:

No one could say I’m not irreverent…

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foulbachelorettephysicist:

When finding a net force, you must find the sum of all the forces acting on the object. In our journey as Christians, many forces are acting on us, pulling us in many different directions. Draw a free body diagram showing the forces acting on you as a Christian. Write 100 words or more discussing the diagram. Be sure to include a discussion of the forces needed to put you on the path to heaven and any forces pulling you away from that path.

Folks, this is not science. This is not physics. This is pseudoscience. Fake science. And when you send your students out with this assignment and suggest they contact some physicists for help completing it, it is goddamn annoying.

Your Christianity does not have mass. Newton’s Second Law does not apply.

Go back to school.

heatburg:

Oh, Peep Show.  You would be a true reflection of my soul, if I had one.

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harrisconnerhealy:

I’d date Mickey.

In the first episode opening I totally thought he was Rose’s cute gay best friend and was sooooo disappointed that he was her annoying boyfriend instead. :(

But back to the point: I’d date the Mickey from later on once they actually let him be a character instead of a whiney slapstick sidekick.

Or better yet: badass gay alternate universe Mickey didn’t actually die, he just came to our universe to live with me. There!

thegoddamazon:

Welp. WELP. This pretty much sums it up.

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“But Mum,” Mulan asked with tractor-beam focus, “how can this ever happen? I mean, men and women, they can never be naked together.”

“Well,” I explained, “when people are older – much, much older than a kid – when they are older and they both decide they want to, in very certain circumstances, like if they’re in love with each other, well, then, they can be naked together.”

“But how do they know when?” Mulan asked. “Does the man say, ‘Is now the time to take off my pants?’”

We held each other’s gaze for a moment.

“Yes,” I said. “That’s exactly what they say.”

Julia Sweeney on her first conversation with her daughter about sex. (via garlandgrey)

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